Don't Do That (200.01 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "Please don't do that."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

Now is the Time (642.21 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

Scratchy Record (952.82 KB)
The sound of a record player playing a scratchy record.
Added on Wednesday, December 10, 2008.

Stephen Hawking (1.65 MB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "The black hole only appears to form but later opens up and releases information about what fell in. So we can be sure of the past and we can predict the future." This is a quote by physicist Stephen Hawking.
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

System Status: Error (324.97 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "System Status: Error."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

System Status: Normal (322.81 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "System Status: Normal."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

This is a Test (823.65 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.

You Have Mail (166.42 KB)
Synthesized voice (text to speech) saying "You have mail."
Added on Saturday, December 13, 2008.